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What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Last Updated: 18.06.2025 06:20

What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?

Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.

Yes sir it is.

Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??

Do you think some men have sex with prostitutes because they're too afraid to talk to women? Money does the talking for them.

HELLO

Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.

Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?

Why do certain religions consider menstruating women to be impure? Where did the concept of impurity stem from?

Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.

I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.

Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?

Has the current political environment caused Canadians to cancel trips to the United States?

{RING} {RING}

After a few moments he returns.

I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.

Is using tech to track or monitor your partner’s activities a sign of love, insecurity, or control?

Sure no problem officer.

No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.

I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.

Can I see some anal hole?

Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?

ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?